johnssaythedarndestthings:

Normally, we like anonymity here (and we still have taken out all the names and other identifying details). But I’m kind of hoping that this wife (if she exists) somehow stumbles across our site and recognizes her husband for the sneaky douche nozzle he is. 

I’d like to set something up this week if that’s cool. I’d want you to actually meet my wife and I and help me out… my wife has been on the fence about cutting her long hair but she’s saying she’s willing to do it if she can find someone to pay her a few bucks. Problem is she won’t go “all the way” short the way I want her to. I’ll set it up so she thinks you are someone I found on CL who is buying hair for hairpieces. She’ll agree to do it for $300. You’ll come by to cut it and I want you to “ooops” and instead of cutting it mid neck like she will agree to, I want you to pretty much cut it as short as you can. She’ll be annoyed, but I really like really short hair so if she’s going to cut it anyway I want to love it LOL. She’s been going back and forth about going Miley Cyrus short anyway but she’s too nervous. I’ll give you $500 to give her so she’ll get over it quicker. What do you think–no sex, you just have to come by and cut my wife’s hair off. I’ll pay you double your rate. Let me know.

Omg I got the same ass email!

sobbingmissamericawinner:

sometimes I think about how much I love sucking dick for monies and I just :) :) :)